Ridiculous people

June 8th, 2010

Some people are just so stupid and they need to get their attitudes in check. I hate it when someone tells me what to do and I try to ALWAYS be polite and let people know that I don’t like that and I’m not going to tolerate it. That puts me in a bad mood. I mean who the hell are you to tell me what to do? My boss? My mom? My dad? My husband? I think not. You are none of those so back the fuck up bitch before I lay you out. I wish that I could lay someone out. Well, not that I can’t. I just wish I could get through my fear of getting in trouble then I would prolly do it. And also because I have too much of a kind heart.

I really dislike certain people. It really irks me that they think that they think that they can do whatever they want and have no consequence. Yeah well the bitch got caught finally and I really wish that some people weren’t such chicken shits to actually do some punishment. I mean lying to get more money is a serious offense and the criminal needs to get punished. Not like I haven’t done my fair share of that but I refuse to help someone who treats people like they are slaves. It makes me so angry just thinking about it. Wouldn’t it make you mad as well? Grrr. Whatever.
I also love pissing people off. Well not intentionally. Like my husband. I don’t try to piss him off. Most of the time. But I love pissing off other people. It’s so funny because they get so mad. And I’m like, “what are you mad for? “ and they are so mad that they can’t even speak. And honestly, it’s not me pissing them off, it’s the thought that they are so frustrated that it’s my fault something went wrong but it’s not. So I am very pleased with myself. I am such a hater right now. I love it.

Damn… Life

May 28th, 2010

I haven’t been on this thing in a hot minute. A lot has been going on in my life. Moving. Paying a lot more. Getting car insurance… It’s a hassle. Struggle with relationships and jobs. Things have been coming together yet falling apart. How does someone cope with everything going on in their lives? I guess it just shows how strong the person is when u deal with it and you see what’s in front of you. It’s been hectic but I love my life. This year had been do crazy yet the most fun I’ve had. and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

So I feel like I really should start blogging again and putting out my feelings. just to entertain y’all and see what’s going on in my life in the next coming years so I can look back and s see how my life is changing and reflect.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

May 4th, 2010

Omfg some co-workers just piss me off! Leave me alone to do my work! If you can’t get off your lazy ass to do shit then ask someone else! I’m busy as fuck. Go away. I’m about to go all 14 Year old Kid Gives School Bully a BEATING w/ Video on your ass! Don’t test me!

Holy Cow… 9,000 square feet

April 3rd, 2010

So this weekend, my husband and I went to a house party that was our friends house and it was super big. I mean 9,000 square feet big. I liked it a lot. Well kind of. There was wayyy too much crap going around. I was happy, excited, and also upset.

It was nice meeting new people and having some fun. The house we went too was extremely extravagant and beautiful. I was so overwhelmed with it all. It had a theater room, a sauna room, a whole bunch of storage rooms, and 6 bedrooms. It was pretty cool. Also an apartment that was separate from the house… but connected by a staircase which was pretty cool too. It was like MTV cribs. For the reals.

Also, horses. I rode my first horse today. It was quite an experience and a scary one at that. I had a lot of fun though. =].

The party was pretty fun. Except for the whole getting Josh’s cousin out of a ditch. I just wanted them to come over and have fun and drink and just have a good time. But BOOM. Disasterrrr. We had to pick them up from the ditch, then the truck almost when out of gas and then we had to go home to get a rope to pull out the truck and it was just all not fun for me anymore so I got a little pissy. Oh well. We had our fun.
=].

Spring Break

March 23rd, 2010

This is a picture of me while I was at Denny’s on Sunday night/Monday morning. My husband, roommate, her friend and I just got there from a bar. We were all smiling and laughing and giving our waiter, whose first night working, a hard time. Especially me, since I was a little… drunk. Lol.

It all started that day when my co-worker Bianka came over to get the laundry from my apartment and she invited us to go out with her and my cousin to HER cousins birthday. So we decided that yeah, lets go out tonight and have some fun because we don’t really get to do that very often. Which kinda sucks but hey, we try to get out as much as we can. So we do. We go ahead and get ready, I’m thinking that I look helluh fly, my husband is gorgeous as always and then we have rosie and her friend. Rosie reminds me of Tila Tequila and I love her, she is so pretty. And her friend is just some guy from church who actually turned out to be a really cool guy whom we picked up from arlington. Anyways, so we go to Bianka’s house and follow them, oh and btw she’s definitely not the best drivier, to her cousins house which is by the way soooo freaking cute! I liked it a lot. It reminded me of my parents’ house back in AZ. So from there we head over to Froggy’s this weird ass, long way when we could’ve definitely gotten there a lot sooner. It’s okay though. It was a kind of dingy place. But the people there were cool. We met Bianka’s cousin and they were really nice to us so it was cool. They told us that they would buy us our drinks so it was chill. The music was really good but there was like no one there!!! Which kinda pissed me off because I LOVE to dance. Especially when there’s good music. But of course, we are all too afraid to just get up and dance because 1) there’s no dancefloor and 2) people don’t look like they were having too much fun. It wasn’t until after 12 when I had some Smirnoff Triple Black (my fave), a couple of sips off of Rosie and Kia’s Sex on the Beach’s, and a huge ass shot of this strong ass blowjob that I was feeling really good. But forreal, that shot just took my ass somewhere else because I was dancing like all kinds of crazy and hugging people and laughing my friggin ass off. I hope I didn’t make a fool of myself but I know I had a good time and I got to dance and I got to have fun so whatever. That was also the first time I got that drunk in a long time because i’m a good boy. I don’t just go out and get drunk whenever I please. I was just having a good time. So then we are all hungry so us four decide to go to Denny’s to go get something to eat because we love our food. And on the way to Denny’s my ass is just laughing away at ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!! I think that my friend said that she was being funny but I don’t remember. I just remember laughing and laughing and laughing allllll the way to Denny’s and giving this guy a hard time. I’m so glad that he didn’t spit in my food because I was all yelling at him (not intentionally, just being loud) and I don’t know if I embarrassed him because he made a mistake with my order, SORRY DUDE! Overrall, I had a great time! Tell me about your drunk Spring Break Stories.

“Giddy On Up”

March 11th, 2010

I just found this song on PerezHilton.Com tonight. Its called “Giddy On Up” by Laura Bell Bundy who was famously the lead Elle from Legally Blonde: The Musical. I totally forget that she quit Broadway to do a country album.  I found the music video and it’s so funny. She is such a great actress and dancer, plus she can sing her little butt off, so that’s the best thing about it. This is a great song. It’s so cute and funny. The melody is so catchy and dancy, but its a country song. I just wanna get up and dance, lol. I also downloaded the Dance Remix to it and I just wanna fist pump everywhere. Watch!

Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

March 7th, 2010

I love this movie. Vivica A. Fox is amazing is in this movie. She is uber ghetto and funny. i like the way she is in this movie. I really feel for her because of everything that she went through with Frankie Lymon. It was so depressing. Then Halle Berry came into the picture. Pretty much this movie is about Frankie Lymon and his three wives whom all think that they were still married to him when he died. and all these girls were so crazy and are going to court to see who really was his wife before he died. In the end they all find out that Vivica A. Fox’s character was the one who won everything but through all the court fees and what not, she is left with not very much money. Which sucks. For her. Amazing movie. Ya’ll need to watch it.

Fire and Ice Yoga

February 15th, 2010

So on Saturday I tried out Yoga for the first time. It was pretty intense. Let me tell you about it.

My cousin had asked me about hot Yoga while at work one day and I looked it up. I found on Google.Com about a Yoga studio called FireandIce Yoga that is about walking distance from my apartments. I checked out the website and I saw that there were some Intro classes that was free to come see how it was. I was totally captivated mostly that it was right by my apartments, and also by the fact that it might be something that I would really be intersted in because it’s not a gym and I wouldn’t be really working out. perse.

So I emailed the owner about it and we set up a schedule for my cousin, husband, friend and I to go in and try it out. But first we had to go get our checks, but thats a different post. Anyways, we went to the studio and let me tell you, it’s really nice and spacious in there. The owner, Amanda, was really nice and pretty. She also had some really cute Ed Hardy sweatpants on which fit her frame so well! I was so jealous, lol. Well, we got our mats and we introduced ourselves to her and we started doing some simple stretches. I’m feeling pretty good, it’s relaxing and i’m fine. But after a couple of easy stretched we start doing some Warrior series where we were making triangles and laying on our shoulders and looking at the ceiling and whatnot. Then I was like, DAYUM! This shit is kinda hard! My legs have never gone this far past my ears and stuff. It was crazy. I definitely broke a sweat while doing the poses and they kind of felt uncomfortable but she said it will for a while until you get used to it. Plus, i’ve never done anything like what we did in there before so i’m SURE that it would hurt.

What I really liked about the class was the fact that we weren’t really working out and let me tell you, I can never get the motivation to work out. But this class, I felt so good about. We didn’t really do much of working out, yet I felt like my muscles were working out. Just breathing and posing felt so tiring and I really did feel like I was excercising. She also told me that I was the most flexible guy she’s ever seen which kind of made me feel really good about myself. Lol.

After the class I felt amazing. So relaxed yet energized to do things. Also this weekend I was definitely feeling something. I felt muscles that I have never felt before start to ache and i’m thinking, wow. This feels really good for my body.

I definitely recommend going there. Amanda is a great teacher, super nice and welcoming. It feels great for the body. She has a flexible schedule, even for those who wanna work out during lunch! It’s great.

You too can check it out at http://www.fireandiceyoga.com

Walmart Auto Center!!!

February 10th, 2010

Gahhh!!! I hate getting flat tires. Its so ridiculous. This is my second flat tire since I’ve been working here. This time it was a huge key inside the tire! Seriously? How does a key puncture all the way through a tire? It makes me so angry that this stuff always happens to me!!!! But whatever, I can’t get in trouble for it. Its not my fault but it does suck.

i hate people.

February 2nd, 2010

Who don’t show up for work…. At all. Its so stupid. I guess you don’t care enough.